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cute-and-awkward:

haveitjoeway:

when i see a big dick

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when youre the one with the big dick

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imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans image

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

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cakejam:

”explain your answer”

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icameas-roman:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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Me masturbating to porn
  • Me: This is so hot.
  • Me: *orgasms*
  • Me: ...
  • Me: What is this filth
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0rdi:

when u skeet

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BUT SHE STILL SUCKIN

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helluvabottomcarter every time 1,475 notes
haveitjoeway:

casually cutting watermelon in space #justpokemonthings